I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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