So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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