i jhust puked up my retainher.
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I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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