So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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