I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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