just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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