Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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