So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I queefed so loud it echoed.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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