fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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