VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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