Your tits are I can't wait for
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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