one two three fourrrrnication!
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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