She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
soo... how was my night?
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