fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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