My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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