Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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