Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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