so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You took a bar mat shot.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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