Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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