After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
