Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
i now understand why vodka
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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