Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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