Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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