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Im on beer infinity
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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