I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Randomize
