Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
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i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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