I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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