I'm lost and stupid without you.
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Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
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i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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