what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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