Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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