and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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