Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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