there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Hello my rib-scented angel!
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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