Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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