Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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