I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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