Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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