do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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