I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours