seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
