He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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