Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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