you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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