this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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