Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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