I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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