I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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