508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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