I didn't shave. On purpose
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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