They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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