I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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