Where is the hickey?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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