They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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