My hair reeks of homosexuality.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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