Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
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I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
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