in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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