who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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